Time jokes
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
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Memes
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Can February march?
No, but April may.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....