Time jokes
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Memes
Covid bruh
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽‍♂️
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
I don't have time to write this joke.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.