Peanut Butter Arrival

Alright listen up buttercup, this one's a doozy even for you. "Jif" is a brand of peanut butter, but it ALSO sounds like "jiff" which means like, a super short amount of time. So the peanut butter is coming, like, any second. You probably thought peanut butter came from peanuts, huh? It's okay, I still love you, you dummy.