What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Peanut butter 🧈
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
what does the Peanut butter baby say "Ah"
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread
