Peanut Butter jokes
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
I like peanut butter and honey.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Peanut butter 🧈?
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.