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What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
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What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Peanut butter 🧈
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
