Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on the double meaning of "beaten." Like, if you beat a machine, it'll probably break and slow down. But also, if you're always feelin' down, time feels like it's draggin'. See? It's not rocket science, even though you probably think it is, you knucklehead.