Wristwatch jokes
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Guys to wind the clock up?
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.