Wristwatch

Wristwatch Jokes

Priest

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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  • Tic Tac

    When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

    When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

    Watch

    What did the watch say to the failing watch company?

    "You better watch it!"

    Darth Vader

    Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

    A: I find your lack of face disturbing.