Wristwatch jokes
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.