What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac. When an American has it go backwards it tactic.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing
