Time jokes
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Have a great year!
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?