Time jokes
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."