What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Time Jokes
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
