Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Time Jokes
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
