They're jokes
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!