They're jokes

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Why do bees sting?

Because they're pricks.

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

Why do Mexicans take Xanax?

Because they’re Hispanic attacks.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

Why does an emo wish they were a fish?

Because they're underwater.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.