They're jokes
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Memes
(Posted by Seth 💖)
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why do Mexicans take Xanax?
Because they’re Hispanic attacks.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.