They're jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Perfect
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.