They're jokes
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Three nuns die in a car crash, but they all make it to heaven. They're standing at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to them, "Don't worry, you're going to get in, but first I need you to answer these questions."
He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?" The nun says, "Eve." Saint Peter says, "Go on in."
Then he asks the second nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" The second one says, "The Garden of Eden." Saint Peter says, "You can go through."
Finally, he gets to the third nun and says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun stands there a little confused and says, "Boy, that's a hard one." Saint Peter, shocked, goes, "That's correct! Go on in."
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.