They're jokes
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.