Subject jokes
I for the class?
dik.
Why is this a category?
Lawrence in maths ;)
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
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What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Submit joke here.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Rape is a touchy subject.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."