Subject jokes
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
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There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
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AP Chemistry.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
dik.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
I for the class?
Lawrence in maths ;)
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Year 10 English.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.