Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
Rape is a touchy subject
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The non stop dancer". It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.
