Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
Rape is a touchy subject
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
guess what everybody im dumb in math im dumb and stupid at math
whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
What should i write a joke about? Name the subject, and i’ll make a joke about it.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
