What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
Thankfully I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said "My turn!".
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out everything moves backwards
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
Q I Iike elephants A everything else is inrrelephant
What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything
