Dead Hooker jokes
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
What's the difference between a club and a bar? I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.