Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
What's the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Q What's did on dead hooker say to the other dead hooker. A Nothing dead hookers don't talk.
