Dead Hooker Jokes

Whats the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks

What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb... A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark...

What's the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk."

What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.

How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark

Q What's did on dead hooker say to the other dead hooker. A Nothing dead hookers don't talk.

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.

What's the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.