They're jokes
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Ohio smh
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)