They're jokes
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.