They're jokes

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.

Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.

What do KFC and a brothel have in common?

They’re both full of greasy chicks.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're not wanted.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Why can’t an orphan get arrested?

Because they're not wanted.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"

Why do they call them apartments when they are together?

Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?

A: Because they're retired!

What’s the difference between women and condoms?

There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.

Bisexuals aren’t gay.

Bisexuals aren’t straight.

They’re graight! 😂

Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

Because they're believers.