They're jokes
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.