200+ Best Superhero Jokes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

Foot

An amputated guy · 8 years ago

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

Hope

21 views · Wade · 1 year ago

A four-panel image. Top left shows Superman with the word "HOPE" below him. Top right shows Wonder Woman with the word "TRUTH" below her. Bottom left shows Batman with the word "JUSTICE" below him. Bottom right shows Deadpool with the word "BOOBIES!!" coming from a speech bubble.

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Headache

2 views · just chill · 8 years ago

Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.

Batmobile

JK Rowing on the river · 7 years ago

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

"Get in the Batmobile!"

Buh dum tish.

God

110 views · hehawww69 · 3 years ago

Tony, am I ugly?

The image shows a four-panel comic strip featuring the Hulk and Tony Stark. In the first panel, the Hulk asks, "Tony, am I ugly?" In the second panel, Tony replies, "God made no one ugly!" In the third panel, the Hulk says, "Thanks!" with a smile. In the final panel, Tony, with a sarcastic expression, asks, "But who the hell made you?"

Movie

752 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Backstory.

The image shows a meme with text above a scene of Saul Goodman in a suit giving a presentation. The text reads: "marvel fans trying to explain why I need to watch 40 movies and 13 TV shows to understand the significance of doctor strange's left testicle."

Daughter

24 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

thor

A picture of Thor wearing pink clothing and accessories, with a pink glittery hammer, and text that reads: "Men: No girl will ever boss me around. Men after having daughters:"

Hulk

26 views · CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

The image shows a character resembling Shrek, but with black hair and glasses. Above the image, the text says "Nobody: Hulk in Endgame:".

Toilet

8 views · M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

Dwayne Johnson as Black Adam sits on a large, ornate stone throne in a dramatic, dark setting with a red sky. White text overlays the image, reading: "3 year old me on the toilet waiting for my mom to wipe my ass".

Trap

11 views · Wade XL · 2 years ago

A three-panel image with Deadpool and Spider-Man. In the first panel, Deadpool says, "Booby traps." In the second panel, Deadpool is looking at Spider-Man with crossed arms. In the third panel, Deadpool points a finger and is laughing while saying, "you said, 'traps.'"

Meal

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."

Dad

53 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A comic strip shows a movie theater marquee advertising "AVENGERS." Two young children are standing nearby. One child says in a speech bubble, "They killed my dad." The other child, looking towards two uniformed figures (one labeled POLICE, the other EMS), says in a speech bubble, "ACTUAL SUPERHEROES." In the background, the CN Tower is visible. Below the comic, a comment from a user asks, "Question is who said what first."

Foreskin

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

Aim

60 views · Wade · 1 year ago

The image shows three panels. In the top two panels, a Buzz Lightyear-like figure with Iron Man's helmet is flying, with Woody's body, with Ant-Man's helmet attached to his hand. The text bubble says: "Uuuh... TONY? We missed the gauntlet!" followed by the next text bubble saying: "We're not aiming for the gauntlet!". The bottom panel shows Thanos in a kneeling pose with his butt in the air.

Drug

27 views · Wade · 1 year ago

The image is a three-panel comic strip showing Spider-Man standing above Moon Knight. Spider-Man says, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight is moving quickly and says, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

Batman

19 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image shows a silhouette of Batman hanging from a tree, with a dark, cloudy sky in the background. The city skyline is visible in the distance. The text "BATMAN QUITS" is at the bottom of the image.

Relationship

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a couple, labeled 'jake' and 'wade', kissing. The bottom panel shows the same couple in the background looking small, and in the foreground Wolverine, labeled 'madi', looking displeased. All characters are in a cartoon style.

Teacher

15 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me in class everyday

The image shows a two-part meme. The upper part shows text: "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:". The lower part shows a picture of Groot with an edited bottle of root beer with a label that reads "GROOT BEER".

Plot

14 views · Wade · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a comic book drawing of a villain, Madame Web, sitting in a chair surrounded by a web-like structure. The text above it reads "I'll watch Madame Web for the plot." The bottom part of the meme shows four different headshots of actresses Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, and Emma Roberts, and the text above the images says "The Plot:".

Aquaman

11 views · God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

It’s aquaman on budget

A shirtless man with long hair and a beard stands in shallow water, holding a rake as if it were a trident.

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Community talk

United Kingdom UK

superman should be weak because nothing can give him a proper workout

Anonymous

so if i wanted to theoretically buy a theoretical vigilante mask that theoretically looked kinda like red hood, and was vey strong with me being able to see perfectly out of it where would i find it? theoretically

Kristian‽

wade I'm a gonna be the flash