200+ Best Superhero Jokes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

Iron Man

Anonymous · 7 years ago

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

Iron Man

ME · 5 years ago

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

Mr Bean

Apollo · 1 year ago

A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

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Foot

An amputated guy · 8 years ago

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

Batman

Anonymous · 12 years ago

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

Spiderman

Juice · 4 years ago

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Chuck Norris

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Difference

Anonymous · 3 years ago

The image shows two cartoon characters side by side. On the left is Caillou wearing a green cape, and on the right is Saitama, or One Punch Man, wearing a white cape. The text above them says, "Did you see any difference between these two?"

Move

GG Miller · 2 years ago

An image of Spiderman with a red brick wall behind him. He is standing with his arms stretched out and looks like he's dancing. The text says "I'VE GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER".

Mrbeast

Cricket Green · 2 years ago

Funni

A comic panel shows a person labelled "PERSON 333" getting slapped by a person with the head of MrBeast who is labelled "ME".

Classroom

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, superheroes Superman and Flash are in a classroom where students are throwing paper airplanes and misbehaving. In the last panel, a catgirl is teaching math on the blackboard, and the students are quietly paying attention.

Batman

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Batman

The cover of a Batman comic book titled "Nosferatu" with an image of the vampire Nosferatu in the foreground. There is also a skeletal figure behind him and an old building in the background. The text at the bottom reads "RANDY LOFFICIER JEAN-MARC LOFFICIER TED MCKEEVER".

Gay

Anonymous · 2 years ago

GAY AF

The image displays a humorous comparison. On the left side, a Lego set called 'Everyone Is Awesome' features minifigures arranged in rainbow colors, labeled 'literally a pride lego set.' On the right side, Lego figures of Batman and Joker from *The Lego Batman Movie* face each other intensely, labeled 'these motherfuckers.' The question at the top asks 'which lego is gayer'.

Superpower

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A screenshot of an X (Twitter) post by user max (@maxishorny99) that reads: "You think elastigirl ever made her clit into a dick and pegged bob?". The post shows 1 million views and nearly 60,000 likes.

Deadpool

Wade · 2 years ago

Deadpool 2

A cartoon-style image shows two characters. On the left, a man in a suit, with the face of Cable from Deadpool, stands tall. On the right, a smaller character is dressed in a Deadpool costume, but with a baby's diaper and wearing an adult's shirt and tie. Behind them is a door with "X-Force" labeled above it.

Century

Wade · 2 years ago

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

Doctor

deez man · 2 years ago

The image shows three actors who played Spiderman: Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, and Andrew Garfield, side by side. Above them, text reads, "Doctor: don't worry kid, it's just a mild cold. My hospital room next day:".

Miles Morales

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 3 years ago

this is.. smth else.

A cartoon of a young boy dressed as Miles Morales, a Spider-Man character, floating in the air with buildings in the background. The boy has a dark jacket with a red inside, a black spider suit, and red shoes. The art style is cartoony with bold outlines and a stylized feel.

Deadpool

Wade · 2 years ago

Perfection

The image shows a stylized drawing of Deadpool with two pistols. In a speech bubble, he says, "Don't forget to wear your brown pants!". Above the image is the text "CALL OF DOODY" and "MERC OPS."

Fortnite

Anonymous · 3 years ago

tell me who loves fortnite spider gwen i love her alot do not judge

A 3D rendering of Spider Gwen from Fortnite. She has a white and pink mask with large white eyes, a black top, and white arms.

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Community talk

UK

superman should be weak because nothing can give him a proper workout

Anonymous

so if i wanted to theoretically buy a theoretical vigilante mask that theoretically looked kinda like red hood, and was vey strong with me being able to see perfectly out of it where would i find it? theoretically

Kristian‽

wade I'm a gonna be the flash