Cape jokes

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.

He still is a kid.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide