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《 rmk 》

fucking detroit

A photo of a triceratops standing in a street at night. The text says: "Mann, I hate living in Detroit on god." It is circled in red.

M3ME G0D

The image shows a man with a beard looking up with a shocked expression. Above the man is the text: "The average homeless person sleeping near the Las Vegas Sphere:".

《 rmk 》

actually though

A poster on a pole with the text "LOST DOG" and instructions: "DO NOT CALL OUT. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT APPROACH." Below this is a picture of a white dog. At the bottom, there is the text "wtf they gon do then???"

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a silhouette of Batman hanging from a tree, with a dark, cloudy sky in the background. The city skyline is visible in the distance. The text "BATMAN QUITS" is at the bottom of the image.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text conversation where someone typed 'Big Dicks in his little brothers bum.' and another person replied with 'Cat*.' The first person said 'what' and the other person asks 'which word is supposed to be cat'. Below this is a picture of Sheldon Cooper from the TV show 'The Big Bang Theory', with text overlaid that says, 'I don't need sleep. I need answers.'

DADDY sus aka the king

was uppppp

A boy with a hat and a serious face is in the right foreground with a city in the background. Text reads: "Can see the whole city from here. Still can't see who asked tho."

Heroin Monkey

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

Wade

This won’t end well..

A cartoon character with a big, toothy grin is flying on a balloon over a city skyline with the two towers of the World Trade Center prominently visible.

Drakes snake

POV: fishing in the city

A 3D rendered image shows two cartoonish men on a city street. One man with a beard, a black hat, and a white shirt is holding a fishing pole with a fried chicken leg attached as a lure. The other man on his hands and knees is crawling towards the chicken with a surprised expression.

Heroin Monkey

A mugshot of a man named Barry Larry Terry with wide, startled eyes. The text below states that he was arrested for unlawful possession of a wild racoon and not having a headlamp on his bicycle. The text above the image says "There is so much going on here. The name, the crimes, the mugshot."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Super Bowl

The image displays the final score of the Super Bowl game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles. The Chiefs won 38 to 35. The text on the image includes 'NFL. Yesterday', 'Kansas City Chiefs (17-3)', '38', 'Super Bowl', '35', 'Final' and 'Philadelphia Eagles (16-4)'.

ohio_armpit

lol

The image shows a large, purple Barney dinosaur character holding two guns. He stands in front of a destroyed city, with explosions and debris all around. The text above Barney reads "Utah be like" and the text below reads "Gosh-zilla". A hashtag at the bottom right says "#onlyinutah".

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a large, gray, back-view of Bugs Bunny, with his big ears visible. The second, transparent Bugs Bunny is slightly to the right and turned towards the viewer. Behind both of them, the city can be seen, featuring the Empire State Building and an airplane flying by.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a text box with the following text: Prompt: Consider a problem taking place in your community and view it geographically. How does this problem affect your city on... gun violence. Large scale: more people dead. small scale: more housing available. Word Count: 12, Submitted.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Chexers

A painting of a green frog in bed with a thought bubble saying "MAN..." The frog is in a bed with green sheets and a black pillow. There is a lamp next to the bed. In the background is a window showing a nighttime city scene with a moon.

Wade

I like this episode

A scene from the cartoon "Big City Greens" is shown. One character is lying down holding a magazine, another character is holding an ice cream cone, and two characters are dressed as bananas. The text asks those who have never seen the show to explain what is happening.

Heroin Monkey

A car window decal shows three stick figures in jail, then a female stick figure and nine small stick figures indicating a family.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

An image of a night sky with a projection of Steve Harvey's face made of light dots over Atlanta. A user comments that the lights are just stars.

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