Superhero jokes
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.