Superhero jokes
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?
He is a bulletproof black man.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.