Superhero jokes
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Memes
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Cause I am Batman!
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Batman vs Superman?