Superhero jokes
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Cause I am Batman!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Batman vs Superman?
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.