Superhero jokes
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Expectation Vs Reality
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Cause I am Batman!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.