Avenger jokes

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.

What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.