What did the make-a-wish kid say when the avengers turn up without tony stark? "We are in the endgame now"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
i was watching avengers i i thought i saw a grape but it was just thanos
