Avenger jokes

Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.