Avenger jokes
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
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What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
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