Avenger

Avenger Jokes

make-a-wish kid

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

World

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Marriage

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

Snap

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Thanos

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

Memes

Spongebob

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A four-panel meme with Spongebob characters. The top left panel shows Spongebob holding a tray of colorful macarons. The top right panel shows Patrick Star cosplaying as Thanos. The bottom left panel shows a worried Spongebob looking at a cloud of dust. The bottom right panel shows a fish screaming with a mouthful of gold glitter.