Superhero jokes
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.