Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Superhero Jokes
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
