Villain jokes
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!