Villain

Villain Jokes

World War 2

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

Plan

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

Phone

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

Lyric

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

Minion

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

World Trade Center

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

Thanos

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

Mom

Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.

Thanos

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.