When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
Ur forehead built like darkseid from dc
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
