When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Ur forehead built like darkseid from dc
