Villain jokes
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.