When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
