Moon Knight jokes

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.

The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."