Moon Knight jokes

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.