Crossover jokes

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.