The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head
-JFK
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
What happens at night in Bangladesh? -- It gets Dhaka.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
