Superman's Workout Problem

if i weigh 99lbs and i eat a lbs of nachos, am i 1% nacho?

the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you

why is there a d in fridge but not in refrigerator

if you come out of the shower clean, how does the soap get dirty

you dont know what your handshake feels like

why do we drive in parkways but park in drive ways

you cook bacon but bake cookies

If limes are lime, why arent lemons yellow?

are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

My cock finds the refrigerator to chilly

Solid piss.

What is bros background image

I got it off Heroin

Monkey

Opoid gigantopithecus

Opioid* i meant

Huh

Oh

Opioids gigantopithecus

Ts chats so deadd.

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The last semtance killed me so i just had to save it.

Sentance*

ill give superman a workout

invincible more like not invincible