what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
How do homeless people move where there living?
They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿
What's big round and can't move?
A vegetable
What is and orphans favorite move
Home Alone
How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
