What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Q. what movie represents a orphans life?
A. Spiderman No Way Home
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
