Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
Q. what walks through alleys and has hole in in it. A. batman's parents
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Q. what movie represents a orphans life?
A. Spiderman No Way Home
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
What is an orphan's favorite show? Batman.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan
Get into the batmobile Robin.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
y is he called ben 10? because he is 10 in long
what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
