What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
