Superhero jokes
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Iron Man dies.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."