Superhero jokes
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What is Wonder Woman's weakness?
Accountability for her actions.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂