Superhero

Superhero Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

Batman

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Chuck Norris

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Memes

Wonder Woman

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

Orphan

What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

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  • Batman

    That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

    Mom

    Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

    Spiderman

    What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

    They both have no way home!

    Orphan

    What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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  • Alley

    Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?

    A. Batman's parents.