Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
