Superhero jokes

What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.

What did Superman say to Batman?

Nothing, Bruce is dead.

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.

I want my fucking feet back!

Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

"Get in the Batmobile!"

Buh dum tish.