Superhero jokes
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
I'm Batman.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.