Chuck Norris vs. Sonic

This is a classic Chuck Norris fact. It exaggerates his abilities to an absurd level, making him more powerful than even a super-fast character like Sonic. It's funny because it's so over-the-top and impossible.

• Chuck Norris
• Sonic
• Time
• Fast
• Speed
• Pop culture

• Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
• Chuck Norris and Time had a race. Result: Time is still running...
• Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
• Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.