How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Cause I am Batman!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Batman vs Superman?
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Iron Man dies.
