Superhero jokes

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What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

I'm Batman.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

What is Batman's favorite food?

Justice.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.