Im evilest-evil man yes you are-scared guy No me it me: Evil super evil boy
Actually, Iron Man is Fe Male.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes? The incredibles
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up that little shit wants to be gone down an alley
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..
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Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
Is your dad spider man cause he got no way home
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
