Superhero jokes
New DC movie leaked: Batman vs. the Teletubbies.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!