What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Superhero Jokes
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.