Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Comic Jokes
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.