Comic jokes
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.