Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
what is an orphan's favourite joke? yo mama jokes
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: homecoming
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
