Comic jokes
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
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Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
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If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
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How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”