
Comic jokes
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
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You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
