Stereotype jokes
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What is black and blue and really hates sex? The six-year-old in my basement.