Stereotype jokes
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
"Curry muncher!"
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.