Stereotype jokes
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Memes
How Chiefs are presented in Comics:
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.