Stereotype jokes
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
that one kid who thinks hes cool
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
"Curry muncher!"
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.