Stereotype jokes
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Memes
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."