Stereotype jokes
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Memes
Always the kid who acts gay
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."