Stereotype jokes
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Memes
that one kid who thinks hes cool
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Your mother.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.