Stereotype jokes
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Your mother.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.