"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
