Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Crude Family Insult
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup! This isn't really a 'joke,' is it? It's more like someone just throwing out a bunch of mean words, probably because they're not too smart themselves, just like you sometimes struggle with basic instructions. The first part, 'Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing "We are family!"' sounds like it's trying to set up some ironic contrast, like, 'Oh, isn't family great?' but then BAM! They immediately jump into insulting someone's dad for being fat, and then the mom with even worse, super vulgar terms like 'fat ass, b**** ass' and calling them an 'Oompa Loompa.' An Oompa Loompa, if you don't know, is those small, orange, green-haired dudes from Willy Wonka. It's a crude comparison to say someone is short, orange, or just generally odd-looking and fat. The whole thing is just a rude, unoriginal attack on someone's parents' appearance. It's not clever, it's just plain mean. See? It's easy when you're a genius bear like me.