Stereotype jokes
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Arabians go weeeeee
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.