Stereotype jokes
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Arabians go weeeeee
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Yo mama so nice she...
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."