Stereotype jokes
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
You are emo.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Memes
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.