Stereotype jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Memes
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
All y'all weird af.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
You are emo.