Stereotype jokes
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?