Stereotype jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Memes
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?