Stereotype jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What’s an emo called Anna?
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
"Ohh wing wing."
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
All y'all weird af.
Yo mama so nice she...
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win