Stereotype jokes
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
Memes
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What’s an emo called Anna?
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Yo mama so nice she...
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!