Stereotype jokes
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.