What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Stereotype Jokes
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
You canāt say ādwarfā anymore; you have to say ālittle peopleā.
You canāt say āfatā; you have to say āplus sizeā.
You canāt say āretardā; you have to say ādemocratā.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?