Stereotype jokes
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.