Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
