How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
