Stereotype jokes
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday