Stereotype jokes
A blonde woman with a coach ticket sits in first class on a flight to South America.
A flight attendant asks her to move, but she replies, "I'm blonde and beautiful, and I'm staying here!" The flight attendant tells the pilot, who also tries to move her, but she gives the same answer.
Finally, the co-pilot says, "I've got this, I speak blonde." He whispers in her ear, and she immediately gets up and moves to coach. The others ask what he said. He replies, "I told her first class isn't going to South America."
A German, a Japanese, and a Chinese person meet for a diving competition.
The German can stay underwater for 3 minutes, the Japanese for 30 minutes, and the Chinese for 3 years. The German and the Japanese return first. Finally, the Chinese person comes back up. The Chinese person says: "De chinai gar ne dum, de yo bot rum farin antin met dam!"
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!