Stereotype jokes
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?