Stereotype jokes
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.