Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

Lesbian

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

Blonde

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Cowgirl

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Sibling

Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.

Lesbian

Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.

Women

How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.

Emo

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

Blind

How do you blind an Irish woman?

You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.

Gay

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.

Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.

Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

French

There are only 2 things I hate in this world:

1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.

History

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

Blowjob

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.