Stereotype jokes
Why do Chinese people need glasses to see better?
All they need to do is open their eyes.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
What's that thing that walks on two legs, washes dishes, sucks my cock, cooks, cleans, bends over for me and never fucking shuts up?
Femoids.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
Must have been a woman pilot.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
If Asians have face scanners... do they all have the same face scanner?
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.