Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Incest

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?

How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?

Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.