Stereotype jokes

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

How do you kill a spider?

Just get an autistic person.

Emos,

They're always a cut above the rest.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

"Curry muncher!"

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"