I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
