Stereotype jokes
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Your mother.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.