Stereotype jokes
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Memes
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Your mother.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.