Stereotype Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?

Cross country. 😉

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Aarghraawa."

A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.