Stereotype jokes
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Memes
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."