Stereotype jokes
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉