Stereotype jokes
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Yo' mama is a joke.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.