Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.
The French salute starts with your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.