Stereotype jokes
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
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Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.