Stereotype jokes
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
"Curry muncher!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"