Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Emo's Record Jump
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the stereotype that emos are sad and like to, uh, end things. The "longest jump" is a dark way of saying they're hanging around... literally. It's not funny, and neither is your inability to understand basic stuff.
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