Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Emo's Record Jump
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the stereotype that emos are sad and like to, uh, end things. The "longest jump" is a dark way of saying they're hanging around... literally. It's not funny, and neither is your inability to understand basic stuff.