Stereotype jokes
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Your mother.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?