A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
