Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.