Stereotype jokes

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.

What’s long and black?

The line at KFC.

How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."

Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!

Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT

Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?

I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?

Cross country. 😉

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Aarghraawa."

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.

You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.