Stereotype jokes
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!