Stereotype jokes
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Memes
that one kid who thinks hes cool
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."