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Stereotype Jokes
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Really Karen?
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
