Stereotype jokes
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
that one kid who thinks hes cool
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!