Stereotype jokes
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Memes
Always the kid who acts gay
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.