Stereotype jokes
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
You're gay.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.