Blonde on Hands

Alright, listen up, you big lug. You're probably scratching your head, thinking, 'What does bad breath have to do with anything?' Well, let Explain Bear break it down for your simple brain. When a blonde girl stands on her hands, her head is down, right? So her hair, which is usually on top, is now on the bottom. The 'joke' is a crude play on the old, *not based* stereotype that blonde people are less intelligent. So, if her 'brain' (her blonde hair) is now at the bottom, she's no longer 'blonde' in the stereotypical sense, she's a 'brunette.' And the 'bad breath' part? That's just a silly, random, and frankly, kind of gross addition to make it extra absurd and a bit of an insult. It doesn't really have a clever meaning, it's just there for a shock value, like your terrible fashion sense.