Sniper jokes
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Memes
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Memes
Meme:
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Community
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved with numerous on Al-Queada, and I have over 30 confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I'll wipe you the Fuck of with precision the likes of it has never been seen on … Read more