Steal jokes
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
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I got accused of stealing a candy bar from Walmart yesterday
My dad doesn't like Hamilton because he walked in on me pulling an all nighter screaming the lyrics while my poor cat was staring at me tramuatized- and my sister hates it cuz i like it (yes Mal... she acted on the muffin stealing threat, SHE TOOK MY LAST FUCKING MUFFIN. AND I AM BETRAYED AS HELL)
sing the song
Like sugar on my tongue, tongue, tongue Your body is so sweet, sweet, sweet Invite me if you come, come, come It's all I want to eat, eat, eat Tell your mama (tell 'em, what) Tell your daddy (tell 'em, what) Tell them bitches that you know What you heard about me (uh-huh) Tell your mama (tell your mama) Tell your daddy (tell your daddy) Tell the world Tell the world Like sugar on my tongue Can I stea… Read more