Battery Thief Gets Charged

This is a play on words. "Charged" can mean both to be accused of a crime and also to have electrical energy. The joke is funny because it implies that he was charged like a battery because he stole batteries.

• Charge
• Police
• Battery
• Punishment
• Thief
• Crime

• Very funny battery joke.
• When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged. The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
• You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
• Why did the MOSFET go to jail? It had a charge for battery.