When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
Market Purchase
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so you are like, super slow. Your friend was pretending you were an item at the market, like a can of beans or something, and she was gonna scan you to 'buy' you. It's funny because people aren't something you can buy like that. It's like saying you're gonna adopt your friend from the grocery store, get it now? You are so dumb.