Robbery jokes
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
No one.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She鈥檚 now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It鈥檚 a wood hulem.
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"