Steal Jokes

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?

I always use chloroform when stealing a child

Me:Sister STOP STEALING MY STUFF OR I WILL MAKE U FEEL BAD Sister:No I wont stop Me:Fine im telling the world what u did Sister:What you will see when i post it Sister:WHY DID U TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ME:BECAUSE U DON ́T HAVE A LIFE

Ha ha! I steal from the rich
and give to the poor!
Wait, Robin! Now that you took all
of my money, I'M the poor one!
...and I'm... rich?
Terribly sorry
about this.
No, it's
only fair.
@inkyrickshaw

This is Heartwarming
This police officer was called to a grocery
store in response to this man stealing food
to feed his family. Instead of arresting the
man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

JUSTIS FUR AL

When someone steals a
1K upvotes meme and
only gets 7 upvotes
Justis

little johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back." to which the robber says "FUCK YOU I don't wanna." little johnny calls the police and says " A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse. the police said "how old are you." little johnny then hangs up the phone

me when someone steals my prime

All these African jokes ain't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you... You know we rich with natural resources that's why y'all come to steal from us... Shame on you ALL

What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

Hey! give me my Nickelback!

greg fucking steals toes!

What's so wrong about trump being in office?

He steals all the cats.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like