Steal jokes
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Greg fucking steals toes!
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.