Steal jokes
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.