POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
