To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair gusse who came crawing back
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
One day I was very happy, I managed to win lottery and receive free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia! Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived towards me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why is he doing this only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruin my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
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Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
