Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
How do you make antifreeze You steal her blanket
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
Why are you dumb? Because can’t found LOLA
I bought a anti-bullying wristband I say I bought I stole it of a fat ginger kid
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run steal and shoot
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? -- He was stealing all the samples.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
