5+ Best Sloth Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Discord server

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

Difference

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

Memes

Coffee

i need coffee where can i get some

A sloth lying on its back with its paws up. The text says: "NOOOOO NOT THE COFFEE~ I NEED THAT TO LIVE!"

Kid

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Kid

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

Depression

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Memes

Ninja

Guys I cant see him

A sloth is lying on the ground with its head towards the viewer. Above the sloth, the words "ninja sloth" are written in a black box. Below the sloth, the phrase "shhhhh you don't see me" is visible.

Friend

A sloth is being held by two people, with the text "Me looking at my friends as I'm being thrown out of the bar." overlaid on the image.

Class

A sloth is sitting at a school desk with a notebook. The text on the image reads: "Opens notebook. Class is over."

Grass

A sloth is on grass with the text: "Dashing through the grass. I'm coming for that ass."

Match

A photo shows a sloth being held by two people, one of whom is wearing a police uniform. The text overlay says, "YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SLOTH FU".

Mischief

A sloth is being held by a human hand. The text overlay says, "Hey, guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Animal

A sloth with a sly smile looking at the viewer. The text on the image says: "Hey - guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Way

Guys watch out

An image shows a sloth walking on a paved road, with the text "on my way to steal yo girl" overlaid on the bottom of the image.

Community

What are your favourite foods, drinks, shows and animals?

Mine: Food: Tim tams :D Drink: Fanta Show: At the moment, D4RIES Anima: SLOTH!!!! 🦥🦥🦥🦥

Random facts about me that no-one asked for: My age: 12 My name: Hailey My state: Adelaide Fav animal: Sloths (So cuteeeee) Fav food: Don't really have one, I love biscuits though! Religion: Christian Grade: 6 Besties' names: Ciara, Ava, Cecilia, Caitlyn, Chloe, Jenae, Lily and Heidi.

*All of this info is as of August 2022*

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