Sloth jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”