Sloth jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.