Sloth jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...

"Lazy."

Sleep, but make it forever.

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"