Sloth jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

"Slow and steady wins the race."

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.