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Mosquito

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A meme with an image of a hand injecting a syringe into an arm, with a symbol superimposed on the image depicting a mosquito inside a red circle with a line through it, indicating "no mosquitoes." A man is giving a thumbs up. The text reads, "Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood? Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insect's."
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  • AI

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A meme template showing two drawn characters side-by-side. On the left is a crying man with glasses labeled "AI WILL STEAL YOUR JOB". On the right is a confident, bearded man labeled "I'D LIKE TO SEE AI SELL CRACK TO MINORS IN LOCKER ROOMS."
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  • Time

    blach66 · 3 years ago
  • The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.
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  • Teen

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago
  • Well.

    A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?
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  • Toaster

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
  • 🗿🗿🗿

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two red buttons labeled "actually help the imperium by providing tech" and "steal toasters" with a hand pointing at the right button. The bottom panel shows a Techpriest with a hood, face mask, and several mechanical tentacles coming out of the face mask.
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  • Meme

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image displays a template of an 'Official Meme Stealing License', which has the heading 'Official Meme Stealing License' at the top. It contains several fields such as 'Name', 'Gender', 'Joined', 'Occupation', 'Level', and 'Membership Type', similar to an official document. The license also includes a 'Valid Thru' section.
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  • Dog

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A brown dachshund is walking towards the viewer on a sidewalk, holding a twig with leaves in its mouth. Above the dog, the text "He's on his way to steal your girl 😂" is displayed.
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  • Police Officer

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.
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  • Robin

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • A four panel cartoon shows a man with a bow and arrow, Robin, taking a bag of gold from a king and stating he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. In the second panel the king states that Robin took all his money and now he is the poor one. In the third panel Robin is looking at a bag of gold stating he is now the rich one and a woman looks at him surprised. In the fourth panel Robin is handing the woman a bag of gold saying sorry but it is only fair.
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  • Netflix

    Willy b · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two frames. The first frame has a man with a light brown complexion wearing a medieval outfit. The second frame is a well-known image of Superman in his classic red, blue and yellow uniform, glowing with bright light.
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  • AI

    Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago
  • A screenshot of a post showing a man with glasses and a beanie holding a large blue mug. The text overlay asks if he is afraid of AI taking his job, then retorts that AI can't steal wallets, concluding with the phrase "Glory to Romania".
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  • Steal

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
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  • Plan

    Vector · 2 years ago
  • facts

    A man is thinking and the text says: "No one can steal your marketing plan if you don't have a marketing plan."
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  • Poop

    kate✨ · 2 years ago
  • A confused cat is looking at the camera. The text says: "My cat confused why I'm stealing his poop, putting it in a bag and taking it into another room."
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  • Meth

    tabs1528 · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two mugshots side-by-side. The left one shows a man with short brown hair, stubble, and a serious expression, and the right shows a skinny older man with a blank expression. Below them is a cartoon of a dog wearing sunglasses and a grey t-shirt with a confused look on his face and a text bubble saying, "What is this, a crossover episode?"
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  • Card

    Anonymous · 4 months ago
  • if you know you know

    A meme consisting of two panels. The left panel shows a custom Uno card that says "Stop stealing player items OR draw 25". The right panel is a digital drawing of a character with long black hair, red eyes, and a blue shirt sitting at a table. The character is holding an enormous, fanned-out hand of Uno cards, indicating they chose to draw 25 cards instead of stopping their behavior.
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  • Cat

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A close-up of a cat with a blurry background. The text above reads "politely steals some of ur organs."
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  • Divorce

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.
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  • Partner

    Anonymous · 6 months ago
  • When I steal my hbs 10/10 wolf cut Latina so he genuinely transforms me into the Khaby Lame Mechanism

    A bust of Khaby Lame, a dark-skinned man, is displayed against a dark background. Two small, disembodied hands are attached to the bust's shoulders by wires or rods, posed in his signature shrug gesture. The bust rests on a white pedestal, surrounded by white fabric.
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  • Prime

    Jjisfunny2011 · 3 years ago
  • me when someone steals my prime

    Homer Simpson is taking a bath and Bart is standing behind him, holding a chair as if he's going to hit Homer.
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