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Steal Memes

Heroin Monkey

A meme with an image of a hand injecting a syringe into an arm, with a symbol superimposed on the image depicting a mosquito inside a red circle with a line through it, indicating "no mosquitoes." A man is giving a thumbs up. The text reads, "Tired of mosquitoes stealing all your blood? Simply inject poison into your bloodstream and take revenge on those annoying insect's."

blach66

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

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Well.

A news headline reads: Missouri teens steal what they think is cocaine, end up snorting their grandfather's ashes. Below, a young man's mugshot is shown, and under that a comment says: How much did they snort? Half a gran?

TechPriestGotDrip

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The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two red buttons labeled "actually help the imperium by providing tech" and "steal toasters" with a hand pointing at the right button. The bottom panel shows a Techpriest with a hood, face mask, and several mechanical tentacles coming out of the face mask.

Thoughtless

A four panel cartoon shows a man with a bow and arrow, Robin, taking a bag of gold from a king and stating he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. In the second panel the king states that Robin took all his money and now he is the poor one. In the third panel Robin is looking at a bag of gold stating he is now the rich one and a woman looks at him surprised. In the fourth panel Robin is handing the woman a bag of gold saying sorry but it is only fair.

Heroin Monkey

A brown dachshund is walking towards the viewer on a sidewalk, holding a twig with leaves in its mouth. Above the dog, the text "He's on his way to steal your girl 😂" is displayed.

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a template of an 'Official Meme Stealing License', which has the heading 'Official Meme Stealing License' at the top. It contains several fields such as 'Name', 'Gender', 'Joined', 'Occupation', 'Level', and 'Membership Type', similar to an official document. The license also includes a 'Valid Thru' section.

Heroin Monkey

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

Vector

facts

A man is thinking and the text says: "No one can steal your marketing plan if you don't have a marketing plan."

kate✨

A confused cat is looking at the camera. The text says: "My cat confused why I'm stealing his poop, putting it in a bag and taking it into another room."

tabs1528

The image shows two mugshots side-by-side. The left one shows a man with short brown hair, stubble, and a serious expression, and the right shows a skinny older man with a blank expression. Below them is a cartoon of a dog wearing sunglasses and a grey t-shirt with a confused look on his face and a text bubble saying, "What is this, a crossover episode?"

Heroin Monkey

A meme template showing two drawn characters side-by-side. On the left is a crying man with glasses labeled "AI WILL STEAL YOUR JOB". On the right is a confident, bearded man labeled "I'D LIKE TO SEE AI SELL CRACK TO MINORS IN LOCKER ROOMS."

Anonymous

A close-up of a cat with a blurry background. The text above reads "politely steals some of ur organs."

Willy b

The image shows two frames. The first frame has a man with a light brown complexion wearing a medieval outfit. The second frame is a well-known image of Superman in his classic red, blue and yellow uniform, glowing with bright light.

Jjisfunny2011

me when someone steals my prime

Homer Simpson is taking a bath and Bart is standing behind him, holding a chair as if he's going to hit Homer.

Wade

JUSTIS FUR AL

A meme of the "stonk man" character wearing a judge's robe and holding a gavel in a courtroom setting. The text overlay reads, "When someone steals a 1K upvotes meme and only gets 7 upvotes." and "Justis" below it.

aidencool67

let me see it

A man in a military-style hat and uniform points at the viewer. Text above his head says: "I have seen that meme before." Text below him says: "Meme stealing license please."

Heroin Monkey

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A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

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